Milf Muffins – with chocolate chips

Milf Muffins – with chocolate chips

I wasn’t going to call them vuffins (vegan muffins) or millet n’ teff muffins. Maybe Milf muffins have been invented before, but I ain’t brave enough to Google the phrase. Check out this recipe’s armament: chickpeas, teff, raspberries, millet, psyllium, olive oil and almond milk. A balistically good way to foxtrot some goodness into your […]

Vegan Banana Bread

Vegan Banana Bread

Coconut blossom sugar is a great sub for anyone looking to keep blood sugars a little more subdued. We’re not looking at a health food here – just a less evil variety of sweetener than that bad white bitch. This new exotic sugar is tastier than white sugar, and sufficiently pretentious to earn bragging rights […]

Xmas-Laced Energy Balls

Xmas-Laced Energy Balls

No need to straddle a packet of biscuits to nurse that stinking hangover. When these energy balls are programmed into your festive calendar, you’ll jumpstart your battery faster than immediately. I made them on TV3’s Seven O’Clock Show tonight, so you can watch the demo here with the inimitable Lucy Kennedy (love her wicked humour). […]

Christmas Morning – saffron apricots with pistachio yoghurt and mandarin sauce

Christmas Morning – saffron apricots with pistachio yoghurt and mandarin sauce

Dried apricots are basically a bundle of nutrients squeezed into juicy, amber baubles. Good for all things dermal and duodenal *winks*. They fit in trouser pockets, desk drawers and little fists. And help to serenade your liver, especially during the festive frolics. What’s not to like? These soft saffron apricots with sticky mandarin sauce is […]

Coconut & Cardamom Custard

Coconut & Cardamom Custard

I found a great recipe for coconut jam in The Guardian. It could have been fabliss except for the nostril-flaring amounts of white sugar. My mouth felt like a badger’s arse afterwards with all that clawing sweetness, fuzz-bombing my tongue. Spices can add great complexity to a dish, and can happily negate the need to […]